Video Games Rot Your Brains Iron-On Patch
🧠🎮 Game over? Never heard of her.
Here’s to the kids who stayed up ‘til dawn mashing buttons and skipping sleep, and turned out only mostly zombified. This patch salutes your high scores, low impulse control, and complete disregard for adulting.
Slap it on and respawn with pride.
• 3"H x 2.5"W
• Officially licensed Steven Rhodes design
• Iron-on instructions included