Small Business Owner Pen Set (funny gift, entrepreneur)

I am guessing most everyone who reads these and has their own small business will relate in some way (insert crying emoji). Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. 

Reads:

SHOP SMALL, CRY BIG

YOUR EMAIL DID NOT FIND ME WELL

UNHINGED CUSTOMERS ARE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY

WHAT DOES DELEGATE MEAN?

BIG DREAMS, TINY BANK ACCOUNT