Gardening Pen Set (funny gifts, spring gifts, Mother's Day)

For the person who considers digging in the dirt a spiritual practice, talks to every plant by name, and has never once successfully kept a purchase from the garden center to just one thing. The Gardening Pen Set is five pens for the most dedicated, soil-covered, sun-hat-wearing customer in your store. Featuring phrases every gardener has said, usually while covered in mulch:

THE LADYBUGS ARE MY COWORKERS

DO YOU WANT ANY ZUCCHINI?

DIRTY HANDS, FULL HEART

STORE BOUGHT DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE

I LOVE GARDENING FROM MY HEAD TO-MA-TOES