Retro Hypnotist Socks

Stare into my watch as it goes back and forth. Back. And forth. You are feeling very sleepy. Very very sleepy. When I snap my fingers, you will awaken, and find yourself buying these socks. You will buy them, and you will love them. Ready? 3... 2... 1... *snap* *Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex SO SOFT, SO FANCY Our socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment) *DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area Adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. *High Thread Count Like fancy sheets for your feets Greater levels of details *40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams Sewn to be better than your average sock - not paper thin Provide breathe-ability for year round wear No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area *Stripes Hell yeah, stripes. *One Size Fits Most Humans Size 5-13